WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
this is the first time that I have seen Horrible Histories take over a post and it is beautiful
Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt
You are NOT supposed to bleed
If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.
This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.
I just really want women to know this.
stanley is the new triangle guy
because he hasn’t been confirmed as a character but everybody flips the fuck out when they think about him because we anticipate things too much
Personally, and this’ll probably sound stupid, I think that the Stanley Secret is that there’s no secret. Like, he’ll show up and Dipper and Mabel will be like ‘Hey grandpa, what’s up? I didn’t know you were gonna visit.’
I mean there’s probably some holes in this but in my defense I don’t think they’ve said specifically how Stanford is related to them other than their Grunkle.
REALEST zodiac sign stuff
- Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
- Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
- Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
- Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
- Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
- Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
- Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
- Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
- Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
- Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
- Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
- Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites